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Anonymous asked: have you ever done the thing where it's like 2am and you go to the fridge and open it and just stare hoping that better food will be there this time, and then you repeat this like 12 times

so frequently it hurts, hun

send me have you ever’s and i’ll reply with yes or no

watsonisgay:

whykhan:

devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

this is literally so important

THANK. FUCKING. YOU.

Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and anonymously confess something to you.

oh-snap-pro-choice:

southern-feminism:

kosmonaughtybarbie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

on point

A guy insulting his ex to “compliment” you is always a red flag.

If he says all his exes went crazy after a few months, realise that he was the only common factor. -Ash

evravonstop:

blowfob:

why is fall out boy shorter than all other bands

they found the cure to growing taller

The American collegiate system in one gif set

saveemo:

*blogs about fall out boy in my fall out boy shirt while listening to fall out boy*

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

lilboobs:

fuckaliza:

lilboobs:

yall eat ass but not olives 

who the fuck even likes olives

me bitch make ur own post

tastysoup:

"Stop blaming the writers!!!"

THEN WHOSE//???? RESPONSIBILITY???? IS IT????

paramorre:

MAKE ME CHOOSE:
↳ Anon asked Young Patrick or Soul Punk Patrick

#bBAE